Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together MASS HYSTERIA! Dr. Peter Venkman: No, I can't. ,Dr. Egon Spengler Cease and desist all commerce order, seizure of premises and chattels, ban on use of public utilities for unauthorized waste handlers, and a federal entry and inspection order. [Dana has been possessed by the demon Zuul]. Dr. Peter Venkman: 'Scuse me Egon? [Peter's hand slowly reaches for the zapping trigger]. Dr. Peter Venkman: He wants to shut down the protection grid, Peter. It's all right. This is the Ghostbusters' commercial that appears in the film, as written in the script. Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Egon Spengler: Right. She's not my girlfriend. I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. when the light is green, the trap is clean. If the ionization-rate is constant for all ectoplasmic entities, we can really bust some heads in a spiritual sense, of course. Is this a trick question? They all stare appreciatively. This is where we store all the vapors and entities and slimers that we trap. Nov 1, 2021, 9:52 AM. I have a radical idea. We can see how Murray adapts the moment from the script into the scene, along with how Sigourney Weaver pulls off being possessed. I'm Peter Venkman. It stars Bill Murray, Aykroyd, and Ramis as three eccentric parapsychologists in New York City who start a ghost-catching business. Dr. Peter Venkman: The 'busters explain the situation and how it will bring about the end of the world. Oh, don't move, I just gotta get the door. Simply turning it off would be like dropping a bomb on the city. You've seen it? Janine Melnitz: Winston Zeddemore joins the ghostbusters and E.P.A. [He pauses, glancing uneasily at the rest of the holding cell crowd]. This job is definitely *not* worth eleven-five a year! Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy. [tickling piano keys] Can I talk to Dana? The entire roof cap is made out of a magnesium-tungsten alloy Winston Zeddemore: [Dana Barrett has just transformed into a demon]. Pick up the phone and call the professionals Dr. Raymond Stantz Now, stay close. Dana Barrett: -- A FARMHOUSE OUTSIDE NEW YORK CITY -- NIGHT On the farmhouse roof a CHICKEN-SHAPED WEATHERVANE stands silhouetted against a FULL, BLOOD-RED MOON. Murrays deadpan and defeated delivery is contrasted by Aykroyds visible excitement for actual physical contact! Even Spengler (who tells them Slimer is in the ballroom) gets a comedic moment when he stoically asks for a sample. One class-five full-roaming vapor. I've seen TV, I know you can't come in here without a warrant or writ or something! You know, you don't act like a scientist. Larry King: Police Sergeant: ghostbusters commercial script. Reitman went so far as having Sony executives . Hotel Manager: Dr. Peter Venkman: [after capturing Slimer] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Listen, I'm usually very psychic, and I have a terrible feeling that something awful is going to happen to you. The ghost is incarcerated here in our custom-made storage facility. Louis: Louis: Dr. Peter Venkman: [about the storage facility] Dr. Egon Spengler: As you can read, originally the lines were said by different members of the team. [to the male student, and holding up another card] [to the library ghost, as Spengler analyzes her with the P.K.E. Dr. Peter Venkman: Do you remember something in the bible about the last days when the dead would rise from the grave? As seen in the outtakes, Janine was originally going to appear in the commercial, but not in the manner the script describes. [the card has three wavy lines] Dr. Peter Venkman: Walter Peck: [in an inhuman demonic voice] Come on! Well, no sense in worrying about it now. [holding up papers] As a result, the final film has dialogue that isnt actually in the script, a lot of which does come from Murray. Hey, he pulls the wagon, I made the deals. I've WORKED in the private sector. Casey Kasem: [to the electrician] Remember that? Type something will ya, we're paying for this stuff. Yeah, you could say that. I saw it! [slowly, calmly] They expect *results*. Coachman: Myth? for four big ones, Four thousand dollars for that. Have you or any of your family been diagnosed schizophrenic? Thanks so much. This successful case turns into many, as the ghostbusters take over New York City as high profile exterminators, from interviews to news articles wondering about ghosts civil rights. The film even ends with Ira, Harry, and Wayne in a faux Head and Shoulders commercial reminiscent of the iconic "We're Ready to Believe You!" ad from the original Ghostbusters. "We'll have to get back with you on that.". This is big, Peter, this is very big. I'm getting a little tired of this. [to a policeman] I'm Peter Venkman. [snaps his finger] Dr. Peter Venkman: Come in. Dr. Egon Spengler: Dr. Peter Venkman: [Venkman tries to wipe the slime off of his hand], [Dana, possessed by "The Gatekeeper," answers the door], [She slams the door in his face. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dr. Peter Venkman: They all stare appreciatively. Walter Peck: When can we move in? Today, the entire Eastern Seaboard is alive with talk of incidents of paranormal activity. While the Blues Brothers proved popular, he would later conceive of Ghostbusters, further catapulting his stardom and solidifying his stamp on pop culture with two of the best 80s movies of all time. Louis: Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Let me guess: Gozer worshipers. Can you move? Dr. Peter Venkman: Forty years of darkness! Did you choose anything? Dana Barrett: I got a great workout. Dr. Peter Venkman: I was present at an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration. ,Dr. Egon Spengler Dr. Raymond Stantz: Just gimme the address Oh sure, they will be totally discreet. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Hee hee hee! Just relax. [as the Ghostbusters approach Gozer] Winston Zeddemore: Step aside. Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: [quickly] As they say in T.V., I'm sure there's one big question on everybody's mind, and I imagine you are the man to answer that. Ray, the sponges migrated about a foot-and-a-half. [to the female student] let's talk seriously. Wolfhard assumed that would take him out of the running for this film. Were here to help. Ray, has it ever occurred to you that maybe the reason we've been so busy lately is 'cause the dead HAVE been rising from the grave? I'm warning ya. Why do you want to see the storage facility? I know; do exactly as I say. Dr. Egon Spengler: That's bad. Will there be any more of them? That's great! It's looking at me. The script is pretty straightforward, as Venkman announces hes been slimed and Egon announces Slimer is now in the ballroom. I thought Gozer was a man. It's OK; the table broke the fall. What is it? [gasps] Let's talk serious, for the entrapment, we're gonna ask you for 4 big ones $4,000 for that, but we are having a special this week on proton charging, and storage of the beast, so we are gonna ask for $1,000 fortunate. I'm sorry, I don't believe in any of those things. I always have plenty of low sodium mineral water and other nutritious foods in the house. Dr. Raymond Stantz: The ghostbusters look into Barretts situation; they dont find anything just yet, but they are going to look into it. Lenny, offically the church won't take any postion with the religious implications of these phenomenons. Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here. Dr. Peter Venkman: Because, I respect you. I make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people. Earthquakes, volcanoes Winston Zeddemore: Meanwhile, Venkman and the gang did manage to learn more about whatever is going on at Barretts apartment, with Venkman asking her out for dinner to talk about it. Forget MIT or Stanford now. All right. Thanks very much, Ray. By Valerie Thompson / Feb. 22, 2023 11:26 am EST. You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client - the nice lady, WHO PAID US IN ADVANCE, before she became a dog Dr. Peter Venkman: This product is made of . Whoa! You can have it your way, Mr. Venkman. You're very handy, I can tell. Library Administrator: Actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule [Louis has been possessed by Vinz Clortho a.k.a. I don't know where they get these guest conductors. Tell me what this is. Gotta run. All right! I'm studying the effects of negative reinforcement on ESP ability. Roger Grimsby: Some people think I'm too intellectual but I think it's a fabulous way to spend your spare time. I saw it! Dr. Raymond Stantz: I collect spores, molds, and fungus. [ the Ghostbusters draw their handsets ] Dr. Raymond Stantz , Dr. Egon Spengler , Winston Zeddemore : HOLDIN'! Dr. Peter Venkman: Janine, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries. All right, all right, all right! Library Administrator: Get tickets: http://www.ghostbusters.com/movienight Watch Ghostbusters now: https://www.sonypictures.com/movies/ghostbusters Subscribe for more exclusive content: https://bit.ly/GhostbustersSubscribe Follow Ghostbusters on Social:https://www.ghostbusters.com/?hs308=youtubehttps://www.facebook.com/ghostbustershttps://www.twitter.com/ghostbustershttps://www.instagram.com/ghostbusters Suit up for classic comedy! Winston Zeddemore: You gotta learn to play rough! Is it just a mist, or does it have arms and legs? [Aggravated] Dana Barrett: You never studied. Dr. Peter Venkman: Then our prisoners will be released. We came, we saw, we've kick its ass. Dr. Peter Venkman: CHILDREN'S BEDROOM -- NIGHT. I'll go check out Miss Barrett's apartment. Venkman, shorten your stream! Dr. Egon Spengler: He was also a doctor. Peter slaps the machine out of Egon's hand, Turns over the card and zaps the male student, to the male student, and holding up another card, Peter's hand slowly reaches for the zapping trigger, holding ghost trap like a rat by the tail, as he, Peter and Egon leave the hotel, Ray calls out to the witnesses, a giant marshmallow man crashes through the streets of New York, possessed by Vinz Clortho a.k.a. The trio run away screaming, half in shock, half in amazement]. I've always wanted to do this [He yanks a tablecloth off of a table, overturning and shattering everything except the centerpiece in the middle]. Needs some suspension work and shocks. We must prepare for the coming of Gozer. All in a day's work, ma'am. You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional cross rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dean Yeager: Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: Take me now, subcreature. Janine Melnitz: The full commercial (again, without the on-screen graphics) also appears in the PlayStation 3 version of Ghostbusters: The Video Game. I'll tell you what the effect is, it's pissing me off! Below are some framegrabs taken from the outtake reel found on the 2019 Ghostbusters 1 & 2 4K/Blu-ray set. How 'bout a little music? Dr. Egon Spengler: Louis: Walter Peck: Not necessarily. Still making headlines all across the country, the Ghostbusters are at it again. Dr. Raymond Stantz: Got him! Forget it, Venkman. Thank you. Thank you. You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual. Peter grabs Ray's ear]. You, however, seem to regard science as some kind of dodge or hustle. I'm a partner in this facility and I'm going to cooperate in any way that I can. Dr. Peter Venkman: Winston Zeddemore: We can be on the verge of a four-fold cross rip. I demand an explanation. Do you believe in God? Just a few months after landing its new release date, Ghostbusters 4 has gotten a promising script update from star Ernie Hudson. "Going out of business. You know how much a patent clerk earns? I HATE YOU, VENKMAN! Dr. Raymond Stantz: Dana Barrett: We have the tools, and we have the talent! Janine, sorry about the bug eyes thing I'll be in my office. That's a big Twinkie. ,Dr. Egon Spengler Dr. Peter Venkman: Hotel Manager: man Walter Peck is inquiring about the Ghostbusters effect on the environment. [after being hit by fifty gallons worth of melted marshmallow, screams hysterically] You do *your* job, pencilneck. The Destructor is coming. [Holds up another card] That's strange, I didn't realize I'd left it on. [to the male student] Dana? Well, that's what I heard! Dr. Peter Venkman: Dr. Peter Venkman: The ghostbusters are locked up but soon released, as the mayor doesnt know how to handle the freed ghosts situation. I'm going to go have a shower. Load a trap here, open, unlock the system. We came, we saw, we kicked its ass. Venkman, Stantz and Spengler are standing in front of the Ghostbusters' sign. Accepted as canon because this does not contradict any established continuity. I'm not interested in your opinion, just shut it off. [walks up to a hapless guest, speaking confidentially]. Their MOTHER and FATHER, rush in to find the children cowering against the wall. The upcoming film will be a follow-up to 2021's Ghostbusters: Afterlife, which saw the returns of original stars Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Hudson, Annie Potts, and Sigourney Weaver, while also introducing Carrie Coon, Finn Wolfhard, and Mckenna Grace to the franchise.